Hi Dave,
Hope you don't talk like that, as would have probs interpreting - you're probably one with one of they 'Mobil Fones' for when Turkey breaks down on trip out of the county - poss to visit our Bri in the flat counties before Black Country folks take over, and pick our helpless wallets.
Will go no further, as translation might take some time, and need to pour another glass - Chris.
Confess, did relief service for the old company midlands-wise in the 70's - well, no further observations as other East Anglian telly menders of that time might be on line, and come hang an old chap from a lamp-post, fortunately we have none hereabouts.