Hi Bruce,
Guess by your reply you've had a glass of jollity, or two.
Swedes are not Turnips, suggest you read some Thomas Hardy, where the differences are obvious.
Not quite sure what you might be, but guess something from Dickens exported to the isles for Sheep stealing.
Wasn't there a chap in Bleak House who was a bit doubtful as he couldn't quite get the grip of cash.
He had none himself but screwed all other folks.
Admit Dickens knew such a chap, and thought him an Asshole (Wikky) but didn't use his real name
in the book for some decent reasons.