Hi Bruce,
Suspect there isn't such a status, but guess could be created for old farts like me if you can get the ear of any Quuq 'Blue Super Hero' - Admittedly, they always seem pretty busy doing Super Hero stuff - flying here and there, saving civilizations and the like.
As to Turnips, well they're roundish and almost edible - Growing some this year but have yet had no takers, just disdain generally, even from the Ex Wife who happily took Swedes and a few select F1 Tomatoes grown to her specifications.
Turnips are mostly discovered in 'Stew Packs' with other root vegetables, and when boiled for some considerable while, are consumed with 'Dumptons' - Don't ask - A Norfolk specialty - Chris.
Just a thought - You might suggest a 'Horticulture' page, as veggies are far more interesting than electronics, and you can mostly eat 'em, if sufficiently hungry.